Okay. So yesterday, my dear friend came through on the Girl Scout cookies we ordered from her ADORABLE little sisters (like a month ago). We had been threatening her over the course of the month...looking for our cookies. Looking at this 3/4 empty box of Thin Mints next to my laptop, and thinking about the other two boxes I have in my fridge, I wondering what is in these cookies that made us all so crazy. I literally tweeted about them all day...anticipating the great "cookie drop". We tried to leave Bioseminar EARLY to cop these. As a former Girl Scout, I can say that our reaction was not unique. GS cookies are like Krispy Kremes...100% crack cocaine. Only thing that makes GS cookies worse is that they aren't readily available. I feel like if there was a GS cookie bakery with a sign that lit up every time a fresh batch was ready, we'd be front and center like they were refund checks. Girl Scouts are selling crack...for the low. $3.50 per box. Ingenious hustle. Who would suspect the little Brownie? No one. And who can say "no" to a precious little girl? No one. Frank Lucas WHO? Better get your daughter/sister/niece/cousin in on the business...
Friday, February 26, 2010
Girl Scouts Sell Crack
Okay. So yesterday, my dear friend came through on the Girl Scout cookies we ordered from her ADORABLE little sisters (like a month ago). We had been threatening her over the course of the month...looking for our cookies. Looking at this 3/4 empty box of Thin Mints next to my laptop, and thinking about the other two boxes I have in my fridge, I wondering what is in these cookies that made us all so crazy. I literally tweeted about them all day...anticipating the great "cookie drop". We tried to leave Bioseminar EARLY to cop these. As a former Girl Scout, I can say that our reaction was not unique. GS cookies are like Krispy Kremes...100% crack cocaine. Only thing that makes GS cookies worse is that they aren't readily available. I feel like if there was a GS cookie bakery with a sign that lit up every time a fresh batch was ready, we'd be front and center like they were refund checks. Girl Scouts are selling crack...for the low. $3.50 per box. Ingenious hustle. Who would suspect the little Brownie? No one. And who can say "no" to a precious little girl? No one. Frank Lucas WHO? Better get your daughter/sister/niece/cousin in on the business...
Labels:
addiction,
blue magic,
crack,
girl scout cookies
Thursday, February 25, 2010
First Time
Yeah, so...this is my first blog. Figured I'd start a blog so I wouldn't feel the need to tweet so often (follow me @tifferbellnine). I doubt it will help...but whatever. Here goes.
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