Friday, February 26, 2010

Girl Scouts Sell Crack

Okay. So yesterday, my dear friend came through on the Girl Scout cookies we ordered from her ADORABLE little sisters (like a month ago). We had been threatening her over the course of the month...looking for our cookies. Looking at this 3/4 empty box of Thin Mints next to my laptop, and thinking about the other two boxes I have in my fridge, I wondering what is in these cookies that made us all so crazy. I literally tweeted about them all day...anticipating the great "cookie drop". We tried to leave Bioseminar EARLY to cop these. As a former Girl Scout, I can say that our reaction was not unique. GS cookies are like Krispy Kremes...100% crack cocaine. Only thing that makes GS cookies worse is that they aren't readily available. I feel like if there was a GS cookie bakery with a sign that lit up every time a fresh batch was ready, we'd be front and center like they were refund checks. Girl Scouts are selling crack...for the low. $3.50 per box. Ingenious hustle. Who would suspect the little Brownie? No one. And who can say "no" to a precious little girl? No one. Frank Lucas WHO? Better get your daughter/sister/niece/cousin in on the business...

Thursday, February 25, 2010

First Time

Yeah, so...this is my first blog. Figured I'd start a blog so I wouldn't feel the need to tweet so often (follow me @tifferbellnine). I doubt it will help...but whatever. Here goes.